2 Hot Blondes The Lesson John Persons «FRESH - VERSION»

The next morning, he didn’t quit his job or shave his head or join a circus. But he did stop for donuts on the way to work. He took a different route. He smiled at a stranger.

Honey hopped off the unicycle. “When’s the last time you did something that scared you?” 2 Hot Blondes The Lesson John Persons

The climax of the lesson came at sunset. They stood on the roof of a parking garage overlooking the city. Saffron handed John a kazoo. Honey held a boombox playing a ridiculous polka. The next morning, he didn’t quit his job

The Blondes cheered. A security guard yelled at them. They ran, laughing, down the ramp, John’s heart hammering with something he hadn’t felt in years: delight. He smiled at a stranger

John thought. “I tried a new flavor of yogurt last Tuesday. Strawberry.”

That night, John Persons did not watch a nature documentary. He stayed up until 2 AM eating cold pizza in his underwear, painting a terrible abstract picture of a llama wearing sunglasses. He texted his boss a single emoji: 🦩.