Andaz Apna Apna Subtitles Site

"Aurat hai ya aadmi?" (Are they women or men?)

"Masterji, main pahunch gaya. Sab taiyyar hai." (Masterji, I’ve arrived. Everything is ready.)

"Hero? Tu side-hero bhi nahi ban sakta. Tu title mein ‘special appearance’ likhwa le." (Hero? You can’t even be a side-hero. Get yourself listed as a ‘special appearance.’)

"Tera dil toh skip nahi karta — full dhakka maarta hai." (Your heart doesn’t skip — it gives a full push.) [SCENE: FINAL PUNCHLINE TONE — ANY CHARACTER] andaz apna apna subtitles

"Aadmi, sahab." (Men, sir.)

"Ek cutting chai... cutting waali cutting. Aur usme do spoon sugar — free mein." (One cutting chai — the real ‘cutting’ kind. And two spoons of sugar — free of cost.)

"Practice shaam ko karna. Subah subah dil dhadak jaata hai." (Practice in the evening. Early morning, my heart skips a beat.) "Aurat hai ya aadmi

(overlapping, typical subtitle ending): "Yeh picture nahi, revolution hai. Andaz Apna Apna — naam bade, kaam... wahiyaat. Par hasna mat. Kyunki agar yeh nahi hasa toh kuch nahi hasa." (This isn’t a movie, it’s a revolution. Andaz Apna Apna — big name, work... nonsense. But don’t laugh. Because if this doesn’t make you laugh, nothing will.) Would you like a specific scene's subtitle transcription from the actual movie (e.g., the "Crimelab" scene, the "Do Mutthi Chai" scene, or the climax fight)?

"Chup! Main hero hoon. Tu villain hai — villain number 'zero point five'." (Quiet! I’m the hero. You’re the villain — villain number ‘zero point five.’)

"Free mein nahi milega." (You won’t get it for free.) Tu side-hero bhi nahi ban sakta

(snaps fingers): "Teja. Teja. Teja. Kaun hai Teja? Main hoon Teja. Ab sugar dega, warna mera ‘cutting’ teri chaai nahi — teri ungli ki hogi." (Teja. Teja. Teja. Who is Teja? I am Teja. Now give the sugar, or my ‘cutting’ won’t be for your tea — it’ll be for your finger.) [SCENE: ROBERT (SHAKTI KAPOOR) REPORTING TO TEJA.]

"Robert... kitne aadmi the?" (Robert... how many men were there?)

(shouting randomly): "GOLI MAAR...! ...Sorry, practice kar raha tha." (FIRE THE GUN...! ...Sorry, I was practicing.)