"I read a manual once. In 1983. The principles haven't changed—just the number of zeros."
The Canon F16640 whirred to life. The blue light stopped blinking and turned solid green. A test page shot out: Windows Printer Test Page – Hello!
"Show me the beast," she said.
Margaret sat down, opened his laptop, and navigated to the browser. "First rule of printer hell," she said, adjusting her glasses. "Never download drivers from a random pop-up. That's how you get ransomware that turns your photos into NFTs."
