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Below is based on that idea – as if this were a real two-part parody series from the late 80s. 1. Logline (For Both Films) When a catastrophic inflight meal gives everyone on board severe food poisoning, a traumatized ex-fighter pilot with a fear of heights must land the plane – guided only by a sentient, sarcastic luggage compartment. 2. Film 1: Apertem os Cintos... O Piloto Sumiu (1987) Tagline: O único piloto a bordo está no banheiro. Para sempre.
Duologia – Apertem os Cintos: O Piloto Sumiu. Disponível em VHS e Betamax (se você ainda tiver um leitor).
Em 1989, aconteceu de novo... pior.
Three years later, Dante is a flight instructor at a run-down aviation school in Goiás. When a nuclear-powered experimental jet called “Bandeirante-X” suffers a GPS failure (and a simultaneous hallucination gas leak), Dante is the only one who can fly it – except he’s blindfolded after losing a bet. The co-pilot is a robot with a Portuguese dictionary from 1740. The plane’s destination: a secret military base that might not exist. Oh, and the landing gear? It’s been replaced by two shopping carts.
Below is based on that idea – as if this were a real two-part parody series from the late 80s. 1. Logline (For Both Films) When a catastrophic inflight meal gives everyone on board severe food poisoning, a traumatized ex-fighter pilot with a fear of heights must land the plane – guided only by a sentient, sarcastic luggage compartment. 2. Film 1: Apertem os Cintos... O Piloto Sumiu (1987) Tagline: O único piloto a bordo está no banheiro. Para sempre.
Duologia – Apertem os Cintos: O Piloto Sumiu. Disponível em VHS e Betamax (se você ainda tiver um leitor).
Em 1989, aconteceu de novo... pior.
Three years later, Dante is a flight instructor at a run-down aviation school in Goiás. When a nuclear-powered experimental jet called “Bandeirante-X” suffers a GPS failure (and a simultaneous hallucination gas leak), Dante is the only one who can fly it – except he’s blindfolded after losing a bet. The co-pilot is a robot with a Portuguese dictionary from 1740. The plane’s destination: a secret military base that might not exist. Oh, and the landing gear? It’s been replaced by two shopping carts.
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