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“I serve this at 7 PM sharp,” she says. “By 7:15, someone is crying in the bathroom about their mother. By 8, we are taking shots of Limoncello. That is entertainment .”

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“If every surface doesn’t have a tchotchke, are you even living?” she asks, gesturing to her living room. There is a taxidermy squirrel wearing a pearl necklace, a stack of Interview magazines from 1999, and a single roller skate painted gold. “I serve this at 7 PM sharp,” she says