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The Taco That Broke Time

“MY TACO TUESDAY TACO!” Dave shrieked.

“Final stand,” Dave whispered.

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Back on the lawn, the sun was setting. Penny sighed. “You ate a taco that traveled through four timelines. You’ll probably glow for a week.”

Dave planted a row of Bonk Choys. “Nobody adapts to my taco.”

“He’s learning strategy,” Penny said. “The taco is enhancing his cognition.” The Taco That Broke Time “MY TACO TUESDAY TACO

The zombie took a bite.

“He’s adapting,” Penny warned.

The Conehead vanished in a flash of blue light. A portal opened where he stood — swirling sand and hieroglyphs. Back on the lawn, the sun was setting

They landed in the shadow of a pyramid. The air smelled of dust and mummified lawn ornaments. There, halfway across the sand, the Conehead zombie was now wearing a pharaoh’s headdress over his cone.

“Dave. Dave, wake up. Something’s wrong with the lawn.”