Auf Wiedersehen, darlings.
I’m looking for a co-star. Someone who isn’t afraid of the sheer mass of the energy. We don’t “Netflix and chill.” We projector and conquer . We cook huge pots of stew. We wrestle in the living room. We are a two-man wolf pack, except one of us is actually a Clydesdale. Embrace your inner Beasty Stallion. Whether you’re tall or short, German or not, gay or just an ally who likes big energy—stop apologizing for taking up space.
Turn up the techno. Eat the chicken with your hands. Stretch your legs out on the train. gay tall german guy huge cock beasty stallion
Welcome to the Stallion Life. It’s not just a body type; it’s a lifestyle genre. Here is your entertainment guide to owning every inch of it. When you’re a tall gay guy in Germany, the world is not built for you. Door frames in old Nuremberg pubs are the enemy. Showerheads are chest-mounted.
At first, I took offense. Do I have mane ? Maybe a little. Do I stomp when I walk? The parquet floors in my Altbau sure think so. But then I looked in the mirror, flexed a little (for scientific purposes), and thought: Ja. She’s right. Auf Wiedersehen, darlings
Let’s get one thing straight (well, perfectly bent, actually): I am 6’7”. I am German. I am gay. And according to my very honest best friend, I live my life like a “huge beasty stallion.”
— The Berlin Stallion
Dateline: Berlin