Geordie Shore Apr 2026

(Voice like gravel) Why does me fanny taste like last night’s tequila? And why am I wearin’ a single sock and a traffic warden’s hat?

James grabs a bottle of vodka from the freezer. It’s 9:14 AM. He unscrews the cap. Geordie Shore

pours vodka on her bacon sandwich and eats it. (Voice like gravel) Why does me fanny taste

A low, guttural GROAN.