Gossip Girl Season 1 — Ep 11

Yes. In a move that shocked no one and everyone at the same time, Dan Humphrey finds himself in the crosshairs of Blair Waldorf’s revenge scheme. After the "Sorry, I cheated with your best friend" conversation, Blair is broken. And a broken Blair doesn't cry into a pint of ice cream; she schemes.

I won't waste your time. Jenny wants to be a model. Eric is her moral compass. There’s a photo shoot. It’s boring. The only highlight is Eleanor Waldorf calling Jenny "peasant chic." Moving on.

We pick up with Serena trying to be a good friend (her first mistake) and Jenny Humphrey trying to be a social climber (her only personality trait). But the real juice comes from the weirdest love triangle this side of the Hudson: Dan, Serena, and... Blair? gossip girl season 1 ep 11

(Minus points because Jenny exists. Plus points because we finally understand why Chuck and Blair are endgame.)

Let’s break down the messy, magnificent chaos. And a broken Blair doesn't cry into a

Are you Team Chair after this episode, or do you still think Dan belongs with Serena?

This is the moment the ship sailed for Chair fans. It’s the first crack in Chuck’s armor, and Ed Westwick plays it with a terrifying softness. You almost forget he tried to assault Serena in the pilot. Almost. Eric is her moral compass

Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 11: "Roman Holiday" – The Threesome That Wasn’t and the Blair You Forgot

Upper East Sider Date: Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Blair’s green plaid headband + trench coat combo. Revenge never looked so tailored. Best Line: "Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse for waiting for things to happen instead of making them happen." – Blair Waldorf. XOXO Moment: Chuck wiping the tear off Blair’s cheek. I am not okay.