If he still stays — bhai, shaadi kar le. Want me to adjust the tone (more romantic, funny, or serious) or turn this into a script scene or poem?
Call him during a family dinner and ask if he thinks your mom’s paneer recipe needs more salt. Keep him on speaker. Day 2: Forward him 14 Instagram reels about “toxic green flags” before 8 a.m. Day 3: Ask him to choose your outfit for your cousin’s wedding. Then change everything last minute and blame his “lack of fashion sense.” Day 4: Casually mention you see your future kids’ names starting with the same letter as your ex’s. Day 5: Request he learn a 10-step skincare routine — for himself — because “glow comes from within a partnership.” Day 6: Text: “We need to talk.” Then don’t reply for six hours. Day 7: Rearrange his cupboard by mood and color. Then cry because it “doesn’t feel like him anymore.” Day 8: Take him to meet your entire extended family. Introduce him as “just a friend… for now.” Day 9: Wake him up at 3 a.m. to ask, “Would you still love me if I were a worm?” Day 10: Ask him to unfollow every female friend from college “for your peace of mind.” How.to.Lose.a.Guy.in.10.Days.2003.1080p.Hindi.E...
It looks like you're referencing a file name for the 2003 rom-com How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days , possibly a Hindi-dubbed or subtitled version. If he still stays — bhai, shaadi kar le
If you’d like me to based on that prompt, here’s a short creative write-up inspired by the title and vibe of the movie: Title: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days — Desi Edition Keep him on speaker