Irta (Bastard-Sama) Scene: Alone in a shattered throne room, kneeling before a floating system window labeled [v0.1.1d – Patch Notes]. (Irta sighs, rubbing his temple. His left eye flickers red.)
The demon generals want me dead. The humans want me burned. And the goddess who dragged me here? She ghosted me after the tutorial. Left me a passive skill called and a title that flashes in red letters: Bastard-Sama.
"You know… I didn't ask for this. One moment I'm choking on instant ramen in my studio apartment—next, I'm standing over a dead hero, wearing someone else's bloody gauntlets, and a floating screen says: 『Congratulations, Bastard-Sama. You have conquered Irta.』 Isekai Bastard -v0.1.1d- Irta- Bastard-Sama
But here's the truth they don't patch into the lore: I'm not evil. I'm just tired. I didn't destroy that village—my stupid berserk skill did. I didn't kill the hero—he tripped on my summoned furniture. And the 'harem' they coded into my reputation? Three people who want to stab me, one who wants to study me, and a slime that just likes the way I scream.
"Let's see how far this janky isekai lets me go." Want a different tone (more comedic, tragic, or edgy)? I can adjust it for a specific scene or dialogue style. Irta (Bastard-Sama) Scene: Alone in a shattered throne
So yeah. Call me Bastard-Sama. But remember— Even bastards have save files. And I'm not afraid to reload."
Every day, I wake up and wonder if this is a bug or a feature. My 'quest log' is just one line: 『Survive your own faction.』 The humans want me burned
Bastard-Sama. Not Lord. Not King. Not even 'Hey, you.' Bastard.
Here’s a short dramatic piece / character monologue for : Title: Confessions of a Reluctant Demon Lord
The system calls me that because my origin is 'corrupted summon.' Half-isekai, half-glitch. They meant to call a savior. Instead, they got me—v0.1.1d. An unstable build of a villain.