Jujutsu Shenanigans Script Apr 2026

Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just really good at high-fives?

That’s not— (deep breath) —that’s not how any of this works.

(raising hand enthusiastically) Gojo-sensei! Can a Domain Expansion be used to open a pickle jar? Jujutsu Shenanigans Script

(from Yuji’s mouth, one eye opening on his cheek) If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn this classroom into a bloodbath.

(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.) Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just

A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions?

(patting Yuji’s head) See? Even the King of Curses loves improv comedy. Can a Domain Expansion be used to open a pickle jar

Jujutsu Shenanigans – Script Excerpt

(floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please. Today’s lesson is Practical Cursed Shenanigans . Rule one: never let Nobara near a voodoo doll of me.

…That is the most Sukuna-finger-licking question you’ve ever asked.

(laughing) That’s Todo’s technique with extra steps.