- Season 13 - Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Khloé stood up so fast her chair flipped backward. “You have got to be kidding me. The woman who named her eyelash line ‘Lashtastic’ is coming for our olfactory empire?”

The opening shot was a crystal chandelier reflecting off a marble counter. Kourtney, unimpressed, scrolled through her phone while Scott, ever the court jester, tried to feed her a vegan marshmallow.

Back at Kris’s mansion, the family gathered for a “mandatory emotional debrief.” Rob sat in the corner, eating a meatball sub, looking deeply uncomfortable. Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 13

“You care, Kendall?” Kris asked slowly. “Because last week you told me you hated the fragrance industry and you wanted to be a farmer.”

Khloé, mid-bite of a kale chip, froze. “Is it about Rob? Is he in the sauce again?” Khloé stood up so fast her chair flipped backward

“I’m not a traitor,” Kylie said. “I’m a realist.”

Kylie, who had been filming the whole argument for her Snapchat, finally spoke. “Honestly? I like ‘Blast.’ It’s punchy. It’s modern. Our name ‘Heart’ sounds like a grandma’s potpourri.” “Because last week you told me you hated

But Kim was already pacing. “This isn’t just perfume. This is psychological warfare. Rob is dating her. She has a baby with my brother. And now she’s releasing a scent called ‘Blast’ the same week we drop ‘Heart’? It’s a direct attack on our brand’s emotional core.”