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Los Simpson Espanol Latino -

"Ah," Homero said, blinking. "Entonces... ¿puedo comérmelo?"

"¡Ay, caramba!" he grunted, sweat dripping down his yellow forehead. "¡Marge, ya terminé con la llanta de emergencia! ¿Ahora qué hago con la llanta de emergencia de la llanta de emergencia?"

"¿Qué onda, jefecito?" Bardo said, flicking a cigarette he didn't know how to light. "¿Sigues batallando con el sistema?" los simpson espanol latino

Marge turned to the sky, where the first glazed donut fell gently into her hand. She took a small bite.

Fin.

Behind him, a cloud of exhaust and bad decisions announced the arrival of Homero's battered pink sedan. The door groaned open, and out stepped Bardo Simpson — the rebellious teenage version of Homero, complete with a pierced ear, a faded "Los Chavorrucos" T-shirt, and a skateboard covered in stickers of donuts.

Homero puffed out his chest. "El sistema no sabe con quién se metió. Le voy a poner una demanda... por… ¡aburrirme!" "Ah," Homero said, blinking

"¡Como la vida, Marge! ¡Como la vida!" And with that, he kickflipped into the chaos.

"Ah," Homero said, blinking. "Entonces... ¿puedo comérmelo?"

"¡Ay, caramba!" he grunted, sweat dripping down his yellow forehead. "¡Marge, ya terminé con la llanta de emergencia! ¿Ahora qué hago con la llanta de emergencia de la llanta de emergencia?"

"¿Qué onda, jefecito?" Bardo said, flicking a cigarette he didn't know how to light. "¿Sigues batallando con el sistema?"

Marge turned to the sky, where the first glazed donut fell gently into her hand. She took a small bite.

Fin.

Behind him, a cloud of exhaust and bad decisions announced the arrival of Homero's battered pink sedan. The door groaned open, and out stepped Bardo Simpson — the rebellious teenage version of Homero, complete with a pierced ear, a faded "Los Chavorrucos" T-shirt, and a skateboard covered in stickers of donuts.

Homero puffed out his chest. "El sistema no sabe con quién se metió. Le voy a poner una demanda... por… ¡aburrirme!"

"¡Como la vida, Marge! ¡Como la vida!" And with that, he kickflipped into the chaos.