"Tip #49: How to survive a Fire Drill while eating a hot pocket. Spoiler: you don't."
Ned freezes. He looks at the camera. He slowly closes his Manual . Manual de Supervivencia Escolar de Ned 1x8
"The first rule of Substitute Survival: Never assume they know the lesson plan. Ninety percent of substitutes are either retired grandparents who hate you or performance artists waiting for their big break. Mr. Belvedoni is the latter." "Tip #49: How to survive a Fire Drill
"Some substitutes are actually trained assassins from the Board of Education. For those... there is no tip. Just pray." Manual de Supervivencia Escolar de Ned 1x8