Misadventures Megaboob Manor 〈POPULAR ★〉

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Alistair’s tiny Fiat sputters up a gravel drive. He sees the manor for the first time. He takes off his glasses. Wipes them. Puts them back. The two giant domed towers loom against a blood-red sunset. He whispers: “It’s… perfectly balanced. Neo-Palladian with… late-stage Rococo protuberances.” misadventures megaboob manor

Let me try— (She opens her giant mouth. Instead of words, a low rumble builds. She is about to unleash a sonic scream that would collapse the manor.) He is met by , the skeletal, monotone housekeeper

Your “enhancement elixirs” have turned my wife into a woman of… unprecedented frontage! She can’t fit through the door! He is met by