I hear whispering. I hear a giggle—and it is not my father’s giggle. Then I hear a small, wet voice say, “Oh! Oh, I see! Well, why didn’t you say so?”
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“My dear child,” he replied, “impossible is just a word invented by people who have never tried to un-boil an egg.” I hear whispering
My father dusts off his knees. “I told him,” he says, “that if he didn’t leave, I would introduce him to my auntie Ethel. She knits socks for trolls and makes them listen to her holiday slides.” Oh, I see
Most children, I suppose, have ordinary fathers. Fathers who wear grey suits and carry briefcases and smell of boiled potatoes and worry. But not me. No, no, no. My father is quite different. My father is FANTASTIC.
I hear whispering. I hear a giggle—and it is not my father’s giggle. Then I hear a small, wet voice say, “Oh! Oh, I see! Well, why didn’t you say so?”
I can’t create a PDF file directly, but I can give you the full text of a short story written in the style of Roald Dahl, titled "My Dad is Fantastic." You can copy and paste it into a word processor (like Word or Google Docs) and save it as a PDF.
“My dear child,” he replied, “impossible is just a word invented by people who have never tried to un-boil an egg.”
My father dusts off his knees. “I told him,” he says, “that if he didn’t leave, I would introduce him to my auntie Ethel. She knits socks for trolls and makes them listen to her holiday slides.”
Most children, I suppose, have ordinary fathers. Fathers who wear grey suits and carry briefcases and smell of boiled potatoes and worry. But not me. No, no, no. My father is quite different. My father is FANTASTIC.