SON Last time you made me call you “The Administrator.”
It looks like you’re trying to generate or request a specific with the title/format: "-NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -…" Since Pastebin often hosts raw text scripts for skits, animations, or YouTube sketches, here’s a short original script written in that style — a “weird strict dad” comedy scene, formatted for Pastebin-style sharing. Title: Weird Strict Dad – Bedroom Inspection Style: Short comedy skit Tone: Absurd, overbearing, strangely specific rules SCENE START
DAVE (Slow, dangerous whisper) Who… turned the purple hanger toward the wall?
SON Please no.
DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.
DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.”
SON My name is Ryan.
Son stares at camera (or audience).
Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.
SON That’s not how points work.
DAVE (Rubs temples) Not until you realign the bathroom towels by tensile strength.
Dave leaves.
Dave opens the closet. Sees a single hanger facing the wrong way. Gasps. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...