Ratty Catty Simulator Access

Whiskers licks a paw. “He was crunchy.”

HISS. SQUEAK.

A human voice, off-screen: “Honey, why is the cat sleeping next to the rat hole?” ratty catty simulator

They fail three times. Whiskers gets his tail zapped. Squeaks gets flung into a mousetrap.

The final chamber: the Fishbone hangs from a mobile above the Doom Roomba, which now has spinning blades. Whiskers licks a paw

The simulation ends.

The UI says: “One of you must be bait. The other must jump.” A human voice, off-screen: “Honey, why is the

“You coming?” Whiskers asks.

The first puzzle triggers: a laser-grid cheese trap. Only a rat can fit through the vents to disable it. Only a cat can reach the high-pressure tuna can launcher to distract the sentry drone.

Whiskers realizes: the Roomba fears banana peels (slippery + sticky for its sensors). Squeaks realizes: the only banana is on top of the bookshelf guarded by the — a hose-shaped AI with bad attitude.