(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?
(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.? sam and cat matthew
Also allergic to fun. Apparently.
(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in? (gasp) No feathers
Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants! sam and cat matthew