“Ah, bloomin’ icicles ,” he whispered. “Not again.”
While the real Santa was busy looping for the 112th time, the elves propped up Santabot 2.0 in the main sleigh. They strapped the real reindeer to the front (they refused to pull the Quantum Sleigh after what happened to Prancer’s tail).
“It’s terrifying,” Twinkle said.
“Oh no,” Twinkle whispered. “Not him.”
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And amazingly, it worked. Santabot 2.0 flew off into the night, dropping presents with mechanical precision. It didn’t stop for milk and cookies. It didn’t check if kids were sleeping. It just buzzed, “HO HO HO. NEXT HOUSE IN 4.3 SECONDS.”
Inside was a slightly wonky, animatronic Santa. His beard was made of mop strings, his eyes were mismatched buttons, and his voice sounded like a broken kazoo. “Ah, bloomin’ icicles ,” he whispered
On Christmas morning, children around the world woke up to presents. They also woke up to a strange, tinny recording that played from every chimney speaker:
“It’s all we’ve got,” Kringle replied. “It’s terrifying,” Twinkle said