--- Shahd Fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008: Mtrjm

So I texted the Ace Gang.

Subject: MTRJM Message: EMERGENCY. SNOGGING CRISIS. Meet in my shed in 10. Bring lip gloss and honesty. --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm

It all started because I, Georgia Nicolson (14, fabulous nose, tragic personality) decided I needed to perfect The Snog. Not just any snog—the Perfect Snog . The kind where time stops and your knees actually turn to mashed potato. The kind Robbie the Sex God probably gives out like party favors. So I texted the Ace Gang

Then Jas, who is secretly a genius disguised as a girl who collects ceramic frogs, said: “What if we reverse-engineer it? We spy on couples who are good snoggers and take notes.” Georgia Nicolson (14

I’ve filled three pages of my notebook: