Her cover art—always Polaroids of empty swimming pools, cracked lipstick tubes, or the back of a leather jacket vanishing into a crowd—reinforces the idea that Sharona is less a person than a position . She is the girl you barely missed. The one who left her earring in your car on purpose. The one who never calls back. In March, she played her first and only public show. The venue: a shuttered roller rink in Bakersfield, California. Tickets sold out in ninety seconds. No phones were permitted inside—not by security, but by a simple request printed on neon pink paper: “If you film this, you were never here.”
By [Staff Writer] Photography by Devin K. Albright Sweet Sharona
According to the dozen or so fans who have spoken anonymously (under pseudonyms like “Violet” and “VHS”), the performance was less a concert than a séance. Sharona stood center stage in a men’s white dress shirt and combat boots, a single key light illuminating the right half of her face. She never spoke between songs. She never introduced herself. At one point, she simply sat on a wooden chair and read a paragraph from a dog-eared copy of Joan Didion’s Slouching Towards Bethlehem while a cellist played a droning harmonic. Her cover art—always Polaroids of empty swimming pools,
She closed with “Candy Cigarette,” then walked offstage, through the fire exit, and into a waiting sedan with no plates. She has not been seen in public since. In an era of forced intimacy—Instagram stories of green smoothies, TikTok clips of studio outtakes, the relentless churn of “behind the scenes” content—Sweet Sharona’s refusal to be known feels less like arrogance and more like a survival tactic. The one who never calls back
On the slinky, bass-driven “Rearview Kiss,” she sings: “He said ‘you’ve got a pretty mouth’ / I said ‘it’s mostly teeth.’”