@marcos.tejo.abattoir • 2 hr ago Transition protocol complete. Batch 42-C (Headquarters quota) processed without incident. No sedative variance. No semantic leakage.
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@lena.v.breeder • 5 hr ago Does anyone else name their specimens ? I know it’s against protocol. But Batch 7-G (females, 18-24) respond better to names during the fattening phase. "Eliza" gained 14kg last month. "Sofiya" cried when I used the electric prod. I find it helps with marbling. @marcos
❤️ 89 💬 203 🔁 4 Comment hidden for violating Section 4.2 (Anthropomorphization of Non-Human Biological Material). User warned. Andrei S. @andrei.specialized.dispatch • 11 hr ago URGENT: Recall notice Product from Facility 12 (Central Slaughterhouse), Lot #881-B. "Leg meat, ground, 80/20." Reason: Trace prion contamination (Stage 2 cognitive residue detected in post-mortem muscle tissue). Symptoms in consumers: memory flashes of a lullaby, spontaneous weeping when seeing the color yellow. Return to any distribution point. Full refund. No questions asked. No semantic leakage
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