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“…After one more segment,” he sighed, sitting back down with a bowl of cold gravel.

The thick, sticky silence of a prehistoric evening settled over the Croods’ cave. Inside, Grug was attempting a new form of entertainment: shadow puppets.

His shadow looked like a lumpy boulder. Eep, Thunk, Sandy, and even Gran stared with dead-eyed boredom. Ugga tried to smile, but her eye twitched. the croods tv

Suddenly, a low WHOOOOSH echoed from outside. A strange, flat object had fallen from a rent in the sky. It was sleek, black, and had a faint, humming glow. On its back, in strange symbols, were the words: THE CROODS – SEASON 3 – STREAMING NOW.

For three straight days, the Croods did nothing but watch. They stopped hunting. The fire went out. They just stared at the flickering box, watching their own exaggerated, chaotic, 22-minute adventures on loop. “…After one more segment,” he sighed, sitting back

And so, the first family of the Stone Age discovered their favorite new pastime: watching themselves live a life far more interesting than their own. They became the first couch potatoes. And the last. Because tomorrow, that glowing rock was definitely going to be eaten by a giant sloth. Probably.

“New rock!” Thunk cheered, hitting it with a club. It didn't break. His shadow looked like a lumpy boulder

Instead, the flat rock flickered to life. A blinding square of light appeared, showing… themselves.