The: Last Man On Earth Episode 2

Phil freezes. Cheese drips off his chin.

The person leans forward. It’s another WOMAN. She looks calm. Clinical. She smiles.

In the distance, on a water tower, Charlotte sits like a gargoyle. Watching. Waiting.

A dusty computer screen flickers to life. A grainy SECURITY CAMERA feed shows Phil singing on the roof. the last man on earth episode 2

INT. PHIL'S MANSION - CONTINUOUS

PHIL (to the volleyball) No, Wilson, I’m not saying Fred is better than you. I’m saying he’s a better listener. You just keep bouncing away.

He runs to the kitchen. He grabs a can of whipped cream. He holds it like a weapon. Phil freezes

The woman dismounts the unicycle. She pulls out a worn library book: "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.

WOMAN I’ve been looking for you for 43 days. I saw your "HELP" sign from a satellite image I found at NORAD.

It’s a trash can filled with junk mail he’s delivering to himself. It’s another WOMAN

EXT. TUCSON, ARIZONA - DAY

A HAND reaches out and types on a keyboard.

Phil has upgraded. He lives in a sprawling, ridiculous mansion. He’s converted the living room into a half-pipe for his skateboard. He rolls out of the half-pipe, lands on a beanbag chair, and checks his "mail."