The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-... Apr 2026

CAPTAIN ED HOCKEN (60s, ulcer) rubs his temples. NORBERG (30s, earnest) adjusts a microwave-sized “surveillance computer.”

THE NAKED GUN: LICENSE TO SLIP

Lieutenant Frank Drebin would soon discover that Victoria Vex’s plan was bigger than a missile. It involved supermodels, a shampoo commercial, and the accidental release of 10,000 angry marmots. But that’s a story for after the commercial break. The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...

When a shadowy cartel plots to replace the world’s drinking water with a mind-control sports drink, bumbling Lt. Frank Drebin must go undercover as a high-fashion male model—without falling for his supermodel partner, breaking anything nuclear, or sneezing during a silent auction. OPENING SCENE:

(to kids) Nobody drink the water. Or the sports drink. Or the pudding cups. Actually, just stick to air. CAPTAIN ED HOCKEN (60s, ulcer) rubs his temples

Here’s a draft story outline and opening scene in the spirit of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! The Naked Gun: License to Slip

Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to step away from the beverage. But that’s a story for after the commercial break

That’s… a very aggressive juice box.

The legendary Frank Drebin. You just destroyed three tons of my prototype energy drink.