The Neighbors John Persons Comics Apr 2026

Mark finds the charter online. Rule 47: “Neighbors shall not engage John Persons in conversation regarding weather, sports, or casseroles.” Rule 48: “Neighbors shall leave one (1) unopened can of sweet corn on their front porch every Friday evening.” Rule 49: “Neighbors who break Rules 47–48 will be ‘neighborly visited.’”

A quiet cul-de-sac at dusk. Identical houses with different shades of beige siding. A single figure stands on a perfectly manicured lawn: John Persons , 40s, plain gray sweatshirt, holding a pair of hedge clippers. He’s not trimming anything. He’s just standing there, staring at the house two doors down. The Neighbors John Persons Comics

Mark laughs. Throws the charter away. That Friday, no corn. Instead, he leaves a note: “John—let’s talk this out like adults. —Mark” Mark finds the charter online

Saturday morning. Mark wakes up. His lawn is gone. Not dead—gone. In its place: dark, wet soil. And written in the dirt in six-foot letters: “NO.” A single figure stands on a perfectly manicured